flower adult

It’s not even out of fear, really, like it’s always portrayed to be. It’s just cause like. There isn’t any reason to specify.

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

This post was prophetic

Thanks, I hate it

WTF

How my mind shows me my mistakes vs the actual mistake

fire

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

these all sound like they were made up on the spot and that’s actually why i’m 100% certain these are legit phrases in these languages for this

My favorite language-learning moment was watching the Little Mermaid dubbed in Spanish and hearing “thingamabobs” translated as “no-sé-mabobs”

The greatest trick capitalism ever pulled was getting the oppressed to blame other oppressed for their being oppressed.

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

Me cleaning the house in quarantine.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

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were having online classes from now on and the struggle is real. took my robotics prof 15 minutes to unmute himself on skype 

update: programming prof is streaming over twitch with a gaming headset and a corona beer. Most on brand thing ive ever seen