*dolphin noises*

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

americans will call anything a salad im afraid. if you add shredded chicken to this it becomes chicken salad. anyway i prefer your name better

This is the kind of audacity that would prompt me to walk outside, gather enough passably bendy twigs, branches and reeds, sit down to weave them together into a whip, and then go back inside to beat everyone with it.

what is with the random mesa 😭😭 i'm terrified what is this even

@lilypucks type of shit you'd find

you would not believe who is my mutual

What's the seed?

this is not possible for a single world seed to generate in one version of the game.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.

If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog

Besides it’d be really weird if I didn’t support nonbinary people considering that I’m agender

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.

If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog

Besides it’d be really weird if I didn’t support nonbinary people considering that I’m agender

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

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