My name is Ayla...and I have the beetus.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

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Randomalienencounter you've shown me beautiful things

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I have no clue what you say and yet your words soothe me like no other

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so this implies that the haiku bot knows how to translate alien

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

RB to give prev a heartfelt gift: Patch of Moss

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like