FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

god i need something so bad. but what is it

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

The most useless dashboard warning light in your car has got to be the 'we slidin'' light. Like, thank you, but I am so very much aware that I do not have full control of my vehicle right now.

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again