i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i do genuinely believe that the best thing that can happen to a person Creatively is to just get obsessed with some random-ass guy

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

oh its bad back there.

Is it Ethical for Fictional Characters to be American? An Analysis.

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

liking an unpopular ship is like being dehydrated in a desert and liking a popular ship is like being dehydrated in the middle of the pacific ocean. you understand

the fact that there is an entire dlc that features shepard’s Evil Clone is funny on its own, but the entire point of the dlc being “SHEPARD IS NOTHING WITHOUT HER FRIENDS” makes it hilarious. a catastrophic identity theft scenario was foiled by the power of friendship. the gang got together and brainstormed like the beacons of comradery they are, and they decided to shoot the problem to death and get drunk afterwards. good game guys, let’s hit the showers