dani wright

i am a horse and life has a bat

zoom is hell. purgatory is the 2 minutes where i sit in empty zoom calls before people show up. those seconds stretch for an eternity before i’m dragged back down into my digital damnation

*nervous laughter*

ah, shit. uh…i’m okay? yeah. sure.

i haven’t processed anything that has been said this whole class and i apologize for that.

what day is it?

you haven’t seen the twilight movie? oh man, you’re missing out! 2008 was a good – wait was it 2008? let me google that. yeah. 2008 was a good year for cinema. do you have prime? you can do a watch party on prime. they’ve got the normal and extended versions! if you don’t watch the movie at least look up the baseball scene. but watch the whole movie. that’s your homework. i think i can’t assign you any work actually. but it is your homework. wow we are thirty minutes over time, did you have any questions? 

there’s a coup happening right now and i’m in this call. huh.

every day is the same and somehow worse

yeah could you say the name of that book again? uh huh. uh huh. okay cool, i bought it. now, what were you saying?

my body is a prison and i’ve lost the key