Tired And Hungry

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know