emotes only for The Drama of it all

being an adult with adhd is like …. i’m definitely missing an appointment somehow.. idk which appointment but i know i’m missing it

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

i am not immune to the siren song of cheese and crackers

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

I like DanDaDan but everyone recommending it as a media that has the "cool as fuck grandma" trope on the notes of this post needs to be shot. The fucking grandma doesn't even look old.

The best part is that Salarians aren’t even supposed to feel sexual desire outside of their specific mating times. So Thane is just that attractive.

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

you can find chort in the clyteum

The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks