Hi, I'm Sawdust!

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

just had to pick like forty gnomes out of the grill of my big ass truck

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

whats with the "fat chud" thing? why are we associating fatness with reactionary politics again?

not to be a conspiracy theorist but quite honestly it seems intentional and perfectly in line with the way fatphobia & glorification of anorexia/edtwt is making a big comeback lately, like, "lets find another way to make fat people an enemy by insinuating fat people are inherently right-wing 4chan nazis"

same as it ever was though like the "fat neckbeard" thing never fully went away either

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK