CROW AND CACKLE

Everyone talks about loving the wretched machine and never about becoming the wretched machine. I run on windows Evil

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

it takes great bravery to spend my life on shit no one cares about but i do it. i do it

i may not be financially stable or professionally successful or socially well liked or attractive or funny or hopeful about my future but i can make a 3 note post like nobody’s business #hustle

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man