CROW AND CACKLE

Everyone talks about loving the wretched machine and never about becoming the wretched machine. I run on windows Evil

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

women are really awesome and theres so many of them oh my god

we are so fucking lucky theres women. we are sooo lucky theres trans women or we'd be fucked forever and ever

nooo little furry girl dont post that picture of a raccoon/oppossum/fox/serval/etc in a house

existing online while caring abt animal welfare and knowing that a wild animal in a house is not having its needs met and a proper facility for taking care of big cats isnt gonna let people cuddle with them means that every now and then people online post the rough equivalent of a dog being kicked and you always have to choose between swallowing that upset and being the Unfun Asshole who goes "hey why is that raccoon wearing a pink collar"

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck