failed magic trick

Crowley: Care to explain the horror show in your fridge?

Aziraphale: Well, I’m sure I’ve mentioned upstairs has been rather cracking down on miracles of late -  and I’ve been practicing that trick, you know the one with the finicky compartments and such- and- well- it’s possible I might have been a tad heavy handed closing it and that he might have got a bit, well…smooshed I suppose. 

Crowley: That doesn’t explain why the unfortunate bird is in your fridge.

Aziraphale: Oh don’t give me that look, I couldn’t bear to leave Lazarus like that, and this way he’ll keep until I’m back under quota. 

Crowley:  Lazarus?

Aziraphale: Well, uh, you see-

“Not lying. Just embellishing. There’s a difference.” (Sword of Destiny)

Oh no… another season 4 Jaskier in my style…whatever shall I do...

Reference and bonus half-ish-body below.

I mean look at them

+ bonus

Why give me Crowley? Why make me complete... and then take it away?