Badly summarizing X-Men'97 s1 before s2 comes out
• Charles Xavier is dead. And his ex inherits his entire estate, and his dozen or so children. The same children and said ex-bestfriend have been fighting against for years.
• Jean and Scott are having a baby. Everything was a-okay until they find out that Scott impregnated the wrong Jean.
• Storm is a EFFING GODDESS. I will now worship her forever.
• Magnito has a dozen or so kids to babysit. And he is banging one of them. (I honestly hate and love him at the same time-I never thought that was possible, but, it turns out you can hate and love a character so extremely at the same time)
•This show has so many, many messy ships that are sinking and on fire. It's basically a 막장 drama with amazing animation. The animation team did nothing wrong. They did fantastic. The writing team, however....like, what the hell was going in that room?!? (And I thought that Korra had the messiest ships)
•The Rognito dance scene....I hate it....but I can't look away from it....like I said, the animators did nothing wrong.
• Gambit Rex Splodes himself......please come back.....he's too beautiful and sexy to dieeeee
•Turns out, Magnets was too sexy to die.
•Turns out, Charles Xavier is NOT dead and got engaged to a alien empress. And leaves her to pay for his kids child support.
•Also, some old hot guy with a cool metal arm from the future turns out to be Scott and (clone) Jean's son...awkward...
•Magnets decides to crash his ex's 'welcome home' party and divorces him (for the gazillionth time) and takes two of his kids to his home in space (fun!) Oh, and saves/and puts the earth in immediate total destruction.
•Everyone gets back together (except for Gambit...) and kicks ass (Jean yip-yips into the Phoenix and kicks even more ass)
•The government makes a huge mistake (surprise, surprise). Meanwhile, Charles and Magnets go for a swim.
•The Summers say goodbye....(get this happy family back together in S2...or I swear-)
•The gramps come back from their swim. Everything looks a-okay...oops...explosion...
•....and they're lost in time
•Looks like Gambit is also too sexy to die...yessss....oh, no, Apocalypse...