Sauronas

sometimes i go to press post and i go mmmm idk this one’s a little cringe… and then i remember that’s the point

Guys who don't stop thrusting after they cum go to heaven

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

When I came out to my Mom she (lovingly) said, "Yeah, I always knew you were going to be weird. Whatever makes you happy!". 😄💜

The sound of you moaning has been in my head all day

I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

would u maybe wanna kiss and touch and grab each other until we feel kinda dizzy and giggly and out of breath??? no worries if not

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering