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that’s really great man

seeing this post without the monologue is like seeing a single detached human arm lying on the sidewalk

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

Top-notch prank: no hurt feelings, no embarrassment, keeps getting funnier as it goes.

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time