Oh Goodness!

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

hot bitches still use their hands to determine right from left

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

teaching myself how to animate in krita and oh boy its an adventure

“teaching myself” isnt QUITE right i’m getting a lot of help from @listired good god theyre a big help i appreciate u so much

I don’t know who needs to read this but LGBT+ creators have the absolute right to include the issue of homophobia in their stories and make it a huge part of them because most of these creators are, in fact, processing their own experiences with that matter you fucking wet socks, and if it bothers you to see another gay story that deals with homophobia you’ll always have the choice to… not engage with this particular kind of gay stories   

LGBT+ creators also have the right of making their gay romances less than perfect and complicated or downright unhealthy or tragic because maybe we’re tired of the cookie-cutter types of saccarine gay representation given to us by a mainstream media who’s so afraid of being accidentally offensive that it would only give us safe and watered down same-gender romances. and if you’re worried it might have the side-effect of demonizing gay relationships to occasional straight audiences maybe you should stop to think that maybe it’s not the responsibility of queer creators to make sure homophobes would stop being homophobes    

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard