And now for something completely the same...

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

whatever you do on summer nights do not think about how everything is fleeting

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

and i will make everything romantic because it is

"is this an incest thing" we can only hope so