Gondolins Helipad

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

Five years

First of all put some respect on my name

The Two Towers is so funny because Tolkien was such a tree-lover he was basically just like “actually we should give every tree a gun.”

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)