☨ Antichrist ☨

“N… No Mr. President.”

2nd cum is kinda shitty but youre glad you did it

3rd cum is the worst feeling ever 

10th cum whole new level

25th cum ascension begins 

krabs was born in 1942. the youngest he could have possibly been to serve in the military is 18 which he wasnt until 1960. bikini bottom uses US currency so we can safely say he lives in united states territory.

Seeing a woman get her arm broken by a man because she grabbed the last 3 blue towels in the box

Standing in line for a PS4 with a preacher who showed me how to use my keys to stab people if they try to steal things outta my hands

Watching a man who hit an employee over the head with a Doc McStuffins purse get tackled and carried away by two policemen wearing Rudolph antlers

Stampede at Khols over pillows

Getting in line behind a man with 16 blenders in his buggy and 4 more in his arms

Two women being dragged off by police after a fight because they both wanted the same vacuum cleaner