bad and lazy design: having a couple have kids and the son(s) look exactly like the dad and the daughter(s) look exactly like the mom

this person gets it!

If becoming “religious” has made you judgmental, rude, harsh, a backbiter, you need to check if you’re worshipping God or your ego.

my dad went for a run and then it started like fucking monsooning so i got in my car to go look for him and i saw some guy running but it was raining so hard i couldn’t tell it wasn’t my dad so i just pulled up to this random ass dude and started yelling GET IN DUDE but he just started running faster and then i realized it wasn’t my dad

You’re standing in the exact location a businessman realized that what’s truly important, is family.

… in a good way?

Is this the face of a man who’s having a nice time

On the subject of Completely Fucking Hating Cooking, I just have to say that this is such a good book for people who Completely Fucking Hate Cooking. This author understands the reasons people hate cooking, and understands that you still have to eat things, and understands the concept of ‘easy quick meals’ that are actually easy quick meals.

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

“From the numerous future germs and shit that I’ve brought back in time that you don’t have an immunity to, probably”

Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass

thank you so much for thinking of me when you see a post about a nazi eating sea monster. :3 this has made my day. bless

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Very surprised

I’d probably die from shock

I’d combust due to how hard I’d be blushing

adulthood is spending 20 minutes debating the phrasing of an email that essentially says ‘thanks’