Candi

The fire cleanses

we aren’t build to last as a species

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

Wow i cant believe humanity peaked in 2018 the year of our lord, Beyonce.

"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"

wow

Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.

its hard to be attractive when youre not

when I am ruler of the earth I am going to wear these while exploring forests with my dragon

source (x)

Silverware by Tim Burton. Now available at Macy’s

Those are the most useless spoons and I want 30

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

2014 feels so long ago

It’s like it was just yesterday

I’ll fucking kill you all

Is this facebook or some shit?