Uh Huh, Honey

I hope we keep chasing each other through time

having... wait... where am I? whats going on??? hello???? \*coughs out a big cloud of spores* fuuck. i gotta get me some pussy

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

The most realistic part is the heels already hurting their feet too much before they even made it into the club

The girl you’re flirting with is going home early to write 70k+ words about having sex with a video game character who’s pushing 60

The baby is the one trying to mind control them

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

Women are like I’m locked away barricaded in my own body just as I always have only the key was lost before it was even mine. Men are like need a bitch with black hair and bangs who drives a Kia Soul to bug out on my dick