*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

naruto did boruto so dirty like imagine being named johnathan having a kid and naming it bronathan

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

#the funeral has only one casket. it's what they would have wanted

You don’t know how much effort I went to to find this