ok

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*

Yeah but then he's the one in the car

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Also a whole lot of people need it to hold down a job or stay in school regardless of reproductive risk: it offers menstrual control. It can be the difference between debilitating, bedbound periods and normal function. It’s medicine. It’s also very cheap to produce and returns soooo many thousands of dollars to the economy for every dollar it costs, so don’t let anyone make a false financial argument about it.