Sassy Scorpio

Aries: tattooing, drawing, directing movies, producing movies/music

Taurus: cooking, gardening, singing, dancing

Gemini: writing, acting, drawing, designing

Cancer: singing, playing instruments, writing poems, fake crying in dramatic movie roles

Leo: lead acting, singing, playing instruments, dancing

Virgo: interior designing, writing, editing, criticising media

Libra: modeling, fashion designing, make-up artistry, decorating

Scorpio: acting in taboo or horror films, producing music, tattooing, special fx make up

Sagittarius: photography, event planning, body/face painting, acting in drama or comedy

Capricorn: architecture, sculpting, comedic acting, stand up comedian, wedding decorating

Aquarius: painting, cosplay designing, graphic design, photography

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King Koopa: When I want my feet licked I’ll ask for it! …I want my feet licked

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Ingredients: 

- Storm water

- A map of where you want to send the storm 

- You / A whistle 

How to: 

- Spot the location where you want to send the storm on the map

- While whistling the highest pitched tune you can, dap some storm water on your finger and press it where you want the storm to go

- Focus your intent there and send the storm with a “Go”

Bonus: 

So if you guys don’t know about Epaulette Sharks, you better watch this now! This juvenile is the cutest little sea puppy and he’s always happy to greet us when we come up to the glass.