Soup Enthusiast

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

why not give yourself an extra pronoun? as a treat. go pick one out champ. you earned it. i am so proud of you

oh that's a good choice buddy. i've had my Her for a long time. make sure you check out the neos in the next aisle before you make your decision though ok? in the next several aisles i mean

pardon me can you direct us to the changing rooms? my friend here wanted to try on this Emself before buying it

take your time pal. i'm gonna go see about upgrading my he/him package

heheh. package

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

so what if we took this simple appealing logo that not only uses our iconic map pin icon, but utilizes our brand colors in a pattern evocative of roads on a map and replaced it with the late 2000s mac rainbow pinwheel after an incident involving a hole punch

they straight up fucked her till she gaped and her makup was smeared,

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

It's wednesday