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listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

Cos

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

in ulm um ulm und um ulm herum ending explained

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope