Exx's Hideout

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

uh, source?

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

and a queer $500k

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

what does this mean help

It means get sillay or perish

I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

Girl your pussy is so deep and cavernous it is like a spring-fed lagoon. And I am splashing in the cool crystal waters.

Thought this said carnivorous

Girl your sweet nectar has led me to the digestive fluid in your carnivorous pussy and I’m being dissolved for nutrients

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything