You Have Two Shadows

Same energy

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

OR NOTHING

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!

Dog loves snow

heikala

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