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The shirt removal really solidifies this as a genuine reaction

thefirstpaleontologist

Same energy

Science side of tumblr, what makes this happen?

#science side of tumblr #help #science #nature #tree

rodrickheffeley

hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, oral sex:

me and the girls:

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casctiel

SHUT THE FUCK UP

psyducked

how do you even notice that

saccharinesylph

LMAO

heckadai

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

boobiemom

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

jedlknight

“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible

“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read

rcmclachlan

We’re closer to 2040 than we are to 1990 and I want to walk straight into the ocean

alchemyalice

WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, RC

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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

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me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

themadcapmathematician

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

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Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

sammit-janet

Women’s Section: Oh you want a plain tee-shirt? Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section: Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through. Have a nice day!

gutter-adonis

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

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Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

domiingoenfuego

i found the post again

small-town-spooks

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

astrophelos

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

tchaikovskaya

russian bitches invented “a hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermia” energy

tchaikovskaya

5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!

the-theatre-ghost

Secretly why I will never get cold

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Dog loves snow

heikala

i highly recommend following @heikala_art on twitter

the-theatre-ghost

Holy shit it's beautiful

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You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, reblog this and your life will get better.

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u cant trust people who step on flowers

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