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Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs