it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

My favorite part about my friends reading Temeraire is them eventually texting me and going "Goddamn it sure is nice to have a fully realized adult as a protagonist who does have angst but it's not like teenager or young adult angst he's just suffering adult problems while also knowing in general who he is and that's so refreshing" and it happens every single time.

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

happens

Love being reminded that Geralt is the character of all time. He’s a horse girl. He’s a girl dad. Before he went out on the path he gave himself 5 names to seem more like a knight but everyone bullied him about it so he settled for being called “of Rivia” even though he was not from Rivia and had only been there once after he’d become a Witcher. He’s constantly bullied by everyone around him because he’s an idiot. His two best friends are a bard and an elderly higher vampire who doesn’t drink human blood because the last time he did he got so drunk on it he flew directly into a building. He names every horse he owns Roach and always picks chestnut mares. He’s centuries old and didn’t know about periods until he got Ciri and he and the other Witchers got chewed out by a sorceress for not knowing what periods were