Finger Guns And Killer Puns

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

The fact that this blew up so fast is very telling of the aging tumblr populace

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

can you imagine how good fandoms would be if fans thought of women as human beings

World Heritage Post

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

Throwback to that one guy who was mad that Omori didn't have a genocide route.

Oh don't remind me of Omori, now I can't stop remembering that person who rated it negatively because they wanted it to have incest in it and it didn't.

Absolutely based

always reblog bonnie

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now