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can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

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tearlessrain

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

#also: younger people start to look like kids to you #those 20-year-olds are not potential partners; they are children. literal babies. like sorry but i have no desire to date an infant #(obviously i recognize that they are actually adult people in their own right but also… brain says otherwise)

devincastro

tguzz

I will always reblog this

bradspace3000

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

annesophiewashere

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

stevviefox

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

ruffboi-mags

For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.

It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.

It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)

As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.

This is still revolutionary.

#maybe someday i’ll be able to watch this without crying #but that day is not today

mayasaura

I want to see Eva "nuked Antarctica" Stratt fight John "nuked Melbourne" Gaius. In one corner we have slowly deliberately killing the Earth to save humanity. In the other we have wiping out humanity in revenge for killing the Earth. Ultimate boss battle.

litafordvsferrari

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

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#early-series miles: probably? dude is short and has brittle bones. he’d literally break his fist on my face #(of course. early-series miles would never get into a fistfight for those exact reasons)#later-series miles: synthetic bones + military training = i’m toast

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pseudomantis

Why do they keep taking away their swag/cuteness

pseudomantis

The raptors one is the most painful one for me they literally had a dinosaur playing basketball in their logo maybe the coolest thing in the fucking world and they were like let's get rid of him

a-book-of-creatures

elikaruna

The Pistons one is also very bad because its giving absolutely nothing. The new Raptors logo at least still has a claw on it. The new Pistons logo is as bland as could be.

onion-souls

Yeah, it's a wonderful peice of art because rather that just going with a crude, industrial piston they represented "horsepower" as a fire-maned black horse which is peak 80s-90s HellYeahcore.

#each of the new logos looks like it belongs to a high school that’s Serious about athletics but has no money for cresting or design #especially the hawks #i’m sure i’ve seen a dozen schools with that exact logo

ironedorchid

Kelly Link, 21st April 2026

kamil-a

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

stealingpotatoes

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

#things i miss about being a teenager:#1) getting to see / hang out with friends every day; 2) fewer responsibilities = more free time #things i don’t miss about being a teenager:#anything else #you don’t have to stop having fun when you become an adult if you don’t want to #and you have significantly more power and resources with which to do so #(plus it’s easier to just. leave. if you really don’t want to be somewhere)

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

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Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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#9/11 truther #if you’re bringing that out on a first date at this point in time #i’m mostly just grateful that you’re willing to wave that red flag loud & proud so that neither of us wastes any more time on each other

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angelbabymikaa

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

gnagster-deactivated20140907

i put the :// in http://

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

damnedhampir-deactivated2025112

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later

thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

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