This is how I feel some days. Especially when I tell youngsters I remember using D-marks in Germany. Or that we couldn't eat fish from the lake nearby because of radioactive downfall from Tjernobyl.

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

I love a good piña colada. But second best is pineapple mojito. It's like the lovechild of my two favorite drinks: mojito and piña colada. 😍

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

I can teach him how to hold a screw driver….

I'm still not over this scene. "Act like ... you're using it."

I can show him my big heavy toolbox if he shows me his.

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Highest shelf in bathroom cabinet. Far away from kids.

Me the week before vs the day my period started.

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite Non-Disney princess.

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

Like to charge, reblog to cast!

Apparently I've become unhinged in this past year...

If you can’t laugh, then there’s no point.

If I don't laugh I'll commit a felony...

That too 😂

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite Guillermo del Toro film.

Reblog and put in the tags the last ice cream flavor you ate