happy birthday to all the queers I assume it just works like horse birthdays where they all turn a year older on Jan 1.

need someone to lovingly beat the fuck out of me

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

you have to assume that everything i say on here is a joke unless it isnt and if youre not sure you can always ask. and i'll probably lie

Wonder what it's like to not constantly be in a state of existential crisis

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

@him-n-hymn

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy