Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

for my next trick i‘ll need a gun

i am 1000% cooler online which is not a good thing because im not even cool online

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

They should invent a form of existence that isn't just an endless loop of waking up and feeling misunderstood and alone

does anyone like me and want to understand me

I MISS SOMETHING I NEVER HAD

trans clown getting top surgery and the surgeon pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun