SarcasmKat

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

QUIT REBLOGGING THIS

Gloves = thigh high stockings

Solution: mittens

Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem

Y'all realize literally NONE of this is doing anything but reinforcing the hands = tits comparison, right.

This is my kind of energy lol. VOID HIS WARRANTY SIS

bro what fuckin year is it

dude fucking schmoven

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.