Hag-afying as we speak

“Whoa momma I guess that wasn’t weed”

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

I used to live near the campus for Kansas State, and in 2003, I asked the biology professor there if a cat and a rabbit could ever actually produce offspring. Now, what he didn't know is the reason I was asking is because I was really into Tenchi Muyo, and had been for a long time, and I wanted to know if it was possible to get a pet that was half cat and half rabbit like Ryo-Ohki. I didn't tell him that part. But he stared at me for a good 30 seconds, and I could tell his brain was breaking, because nobody had ever asked that question before. And finally, he goes, "There's no possible way on God's earth that would ever happen. Now get the fuck out of my office." And I still think about it, 23 years later.

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely