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Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

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“WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there.”

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author

beardedmrbean

Poppy turns 2 today! I've had her for a year and a half. Bonus pic of her Mom, Miso!

She's so precious, I love her little booger too, which I'm sure I've said before too.

Please let her know she is beautiful and I want her to have the happiest birthday possible and give her some love from me if you wouldn't mind.

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The burial of the Unknown, Westminster 1920

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If you’re from the south or have a southern accent people who aren’t from the south will literally treat you like you’re stupid.

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Working with toddlers will have you arguing with a 2 year old about whether or not birds are dinosaurs (they are) (but he insisted "they aren't dinosaurs they're animals)! Little dude they're all animals!!! When he grows up and learns that dinosaurs still exist he is going to fucking love it!

beardedmrbean

In case you want to totally blow his little mind

yousaytomato

reading Dracula like this is so funny because it really frames the Renfield plot as the comedic relief B-plot

Jonathan is standing over the terrifying body of Dracula, shovel in hand, he puts all his might into striking Dracula but at the last second falters, leaving instead a deep cut in the forehead. There is no hope for him now.

SMASH CUT to Seward and Renfield, Renfield catches a giant fly, holds it for a few seconds and then swiftly eats it, Seward looks on in curious silence.

beardedmrbean

assortedcrackers

Wtf is that white stuff?

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Mayonnaise

uncle-beanbag-mojave

Fuck I wish I could chew pickles properly. I'd so eat this

beardedmrbean

Stick em in a blender and make hotdickle relish

cheshireinthemiddle

looks like cream cheese.

beardedmrbean

Someone set up a security camera to see what their 2 Belgian Malinois puppies were getting up to while they were out.

Turns out they were acting like Belgian Malinois puppies

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