Hag-afying as we speak

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What color would I dye my hair?

Good question. I hate putting anything but soap in my hair, so I'd probably go with a simple natural brown just to see what it would be like.

Favorite accessory?

My goggles!

How do I plan on surviving an apocalypse?

My girl Mauze:

Owns a farm in northern California. Which yeah, there's a slight problem there...

I don't own a car. But I do have strong legs, I'm a solvem probler, trained troubleshooter, and have no problem killing to get what I want in an emergency :D I can disconnect my emotions and process them later! Or never

A good bike, the power of love, and this gun I found, are going to get me to a place where clean water bubbles up out of the ground and this crazy ginger with great big tiddies has her very own seed bank she's been building for twenty years. So unless a nuclear strike lands on Mount Shasta, I should survive just fine.

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

This is why I love Louisiana. 

He does seem to be the kind of person they like to give money to though.