Hag-afying as we speak

begin writing sentence -> begin describing historical activity -> three hours of research -> one sentence finished -> repeat

inb4 “that doesn’t look like a bald eagle” congratulations! you have been fooled by the juvenile plumage of the bald eagle. this man rescued a teenage idiot bald eagle. with a gun.

Frankly, I don't think there's anything you could draw that would justify your murder

people are crazy though

Occult sigil that summons Cthulhu

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

Verbal brain noise: "The creature looks like an offensive racial stereotype of an incomprehensible five-dimensional being."

Which one is Bob and which one is George

Which one is bro and which one is jeff