the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

what the fuck is a time knife

Time knife is a form of time knife

Can you swap their heads ?

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

i thought that said in spite of god

that too. omnipotent deities wanted us kept apart, but fat chance. Nothing can stop us! Nothing will stop us.