you don’t need a license to drive a sandwich

drawing phineas and ferb as pairs of siblings from more dramatic shows is the height of comedy to me

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

tired of this shit lets add pvp to laundry

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Listen I am highly critical of psychology as a science and an industry, but it is usually better than going to see an actual wizard.

Maybe it's just because I live in LA, but I have in fact met people who say shit like "Therapy doesn't work, that's why I pay out of pocket to see the druid."

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man