you don’t need a license to drive a sandwich

drawing phineas and ferb as pairs of siblings from more dramatic shows is the height of comedy to me

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

tired of this shit lets add pvp to laundry

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Listen I am highly critical of psychology as a science and an industry, but it is usually better than going to see an actual wizard.

Maybe it's just because I live in LA, but I have in fact met people who say shit like "Therapy doesn't work, that's why I pay out of pocket to see the druid."

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together