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the only remotely useful thing Elon Musk has ever produced.

if you order from the grown-up menu you get a paper placemat with the New York Times crossword on it and a ballpoint pen

im having an igg (guy from new zealand having an egg)

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

Horse girls win battles.

crayfish would make for good wizards

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”