(Ask, original stud au, crossover au)
Sonic the Hedgehog x DC Comics
Silver the Hedgehog, Diana Prince/Wonder Woman, Dinah Lance/Black Canary, Jessica Cruz/Green Lantern
Silver, between Diana, Dinah,and Jessica, who would you Smash, Marry, and Breed?
⚡️ Smash, Marry, Breed
Silver stared at the message in his hands.
Then he seriously considered using his psychokinesis to throw himself into the sun.
“Silver?” Jessica asked, noticing his rapidly reddening face. “What does it say?”
Dinah smoothly snatched the message away. Her blue eyes lit up with wicked amusement.
“Oh, this is a good one.” She leaned closer to him. “Smash, marry, breed. Diana, Jessica, and me. One choice each.”
Jessica’s entire face turned crimson. “People actually ask questions like that?”
Diana tilted her head, apparently more curious than embarrassed. “It appears he must assign each of us a different answer.”
“I refuse,” Silver declared.
Dinah draped an arm around his shoulders. “Aw, come on. We promise not to judge.”
Silver looked toward Diana.
The Amazon smiled serenely. “I make no such promise.”
He looked toward Jessica.
She nervously twisted her ring. “I’m definitely going to overthink whatever you say for the next six months.”
“That makes this worse!”
The three heroines waited.
Silver swallowed. “Fine. Smash… Dinah.”
Black Canary’s grin became downright predatory.
“Good choice,” she purred, tracing one finger beneath his chin. “I’d make sure you survived.”
“That sentence wasn’t comforting!”
Jessica covered her mouth, trying not to laugh.
Silver took a deep breath. “Marry… Jessica.”
Jessica froze. Her ring immediately generated a glowing green wedding veil over her head.
“I didn’t do that on purpose!” she squeaked.
Silver’s expression softened despite his embarrassment. “You’re kind, patient, and you understand what it’s like to feel anxious about whether you’re good enough. I think we’d take care of each other.”
Jessica stared at him, blushing so intensely that even her construct turned pink.
“That was… actually really sweet.”
Dinah nudged her. “Congratulations, Mrs. Hedgehog.”
Jessica’s ring produced a green mallet and smacked Dinah with it.
Silver slowly turned toward Diana.
The Amazon princess stood with her arms folded beneath her chest, one eyebrow raised.
“And that leaves me with…”
Silver’s quills stood completely upright.
“Breed,” he whispered.
Diana stepped closer, towering over him with regal confidence.
“A practical selection,” she said. “Amazon strength combined with your extraordinary psychic abilities could produce formidable children.”
Silver made a strangled noise.
Diana leaned down until her lips were beside his ear.
“And I have always admired a man who thinks about the future.”
Silver’s eyes went completely blank.
Dinah caught him before he collapsed. “We broke him.”
Jessica anxiously waved a hand in front of his face. “Silver? Are you okay?”
Still barely conscious, Silver muttered, “I should’ve picked the sun.”
