oof

I can make Tangled (2011) about being queer if I want to.

I am not immune to the cutting of hair being a symbolic representation of both freedom of the new life and death of the old life.

Whoops it was 2010

I was also totally normal about Mulan cutting her hair when I saw that as a tiny dark-haired child, too. I'm beginning to think that there's at least one queer allegory/family film/hair-cutting scene trifecta produced every generation or so.

Good news, there's a whole trope of relevant examples! Not all queer necessarily but most vibe that way.

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

do you know they gave the michellin man his sache because he has the worlds most disgusting cum?

why did you take this screenshot in the shower

i had the misfortune of meeting him

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

big and cutes my me at you

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in