SarahBagel

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

More people should be women on purpose

going to walmart to buy paper towels and get sucked off by werewolves

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

complimenting random people is so much fun. today i told a girl she had the kind of beauty you only see in old paintings of gods and goddesses and she was so happy she almost started crying. Like once you get past the embarrassment and realize that we're all only here for such a short time so we might as well be nice to each other, its the highlight of ur day

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid