Nonsense

they are thinking of ways to hurt each other

hishi amazon: thats just her wife. heterosexual marriage. man and wife. godspeed my horse

mayano top gun: she has a symbiotic relationship with that weird orange thing but mayas also kinda like a parasite but theyre chill mostly

air groove: their love language is hatred and annoying each other and boy do they love/hate each other

sakura laurel: theyre making out. theyre beating each other to death behind the convenience store. somethings happening and no one knows what

symboli rudolf: fiercely loyal to each other not even in a gay way but in like a dad and his dog way. which is arguably pretty gay now that i see it written out

Who’s with McQueen, the perfect Mejiro, the epitome of grace? Her rival is the cocky, attention seeking brat of a racer who cleans up pretty well in a tux but will complain about it the entire time. The girl whos obsessed with her likes to swap out sea urchin spins with chestnut shells and regularly kidnaps people to go on marine adventures

What about Dober, the cool and strong hearted girl with a hidden artistic side? Well you see, there’s this himejoshi who loves umamusume more than anything in the world and has a passion for rpf who keysmashes verbally in conversation

How about Ardan, the kind and classy gentlelady with a frail constitution and a powerful will? Well her roommate is this dog coded airhead who collects stickers and likes making up sayings that don’t really make sense to anyone but her and she cannot pick up on subtext to save her life

Well what about Ryan? Her working class roommate who’s seen as an older sister by about seventy percent of the school and is actively juggling like six part time jobs

Palmer? Zoomer best friend with skibidi lingo who likes to dj and is pining endlessly over another rich girl

Bright? She’s mostly doing her own thing tbh

And Ramonu, the first ever triple tiara winner, the mysterious and aloof beauty, the Mejiro all others look up to as an ideal noblelady?