are you afraid of the dark? i am if you are

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

"is today april fools day" gimmick blog that posts "no" every day

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

You know what happy pride to those two guys

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

going to goodwill today i hope they have shoes with australian country music star keith urban on them

the fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable at times ngl

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!