If You Look Up Pining The First Result Is Monoma

A person with an abusive nature will always register you standing up for yourself as an act of betrayal. Betray them.

This is so important. As a good person, you may choose to stick around to prove to someone that you’re not a bad person. You have nothing to prove to a bad person. You cannot help everyone. You cannot fix everyone. It’s not your fault.

cassunzel is amazing because it's straight up all of the wlw fantasies merged into one. the princess × lady in waiting, the princess × female knight and the princess × female villain

Bonus: bubbly gf and cranky gf, pastel gf and goth gf. Also, swords.

Also friends to lovers /and/ enemies to lovers

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

the most dangerous game passed into the public domain this year so I will be producing this movie

people say the animorphs covers are *creepy* but the actual in book transformations are all like ‘then her face cracked in two, her organs melted, her bones all snapped and reformed backwards, and her fingers and toes fused together. she couldnt cry because her tear ducts didnt fucking exist anymore. everyone looked at the ground so they wouldnt throw up looking at this’

new art challenge: Re-draw Animorphs covers based of the books description.

New art challenge: dONT

Lemme guess. If it was a smirking obnoxious female, it would be okay?

no it would be awesome because then it’d be a lesbian story

Love to see it!

astrology side of tumblr….stop

looks like we’ve got ourselves a Virgo…

shut the fu k up I am a virgo

that’s exactly what a virgo would say

Ok wow

That escalated quickly.

No offense but these are absolute classic images