Queer queen bee

I know its not exactly the same situation but it makes me think of how I said "yes, I can keep myself safe" but that shouldn't mean my appointment can be cancelled twice and now I am on a 13 weeks waiting list for therapy after being drugged and SA'd and that is after advocating for myself and calling again and again when I was clearly not in the headspace to do so. Yes i can keep myself safe because I have two animal who I love dearly and my heart hurts thinking they wouldn't understand why I left them. I was living off takeaways and couldnt leave my flat for 3 weeks and I still had to make call after call to still just... wait.

this joke is no longer funny

you can tell the economy is doing awesome when every ad is like “play our slot machines—they’re weirdly addictive!” “no money? try loan shark!” “sports betting: the cooler way to be a man” and i swear to god i’m barely paraphrasing the copy of several ads i just saw i swear to jesus christ

Not to mention the door dash ads like "you struggling to get groceries? Working door dash dash help"

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

aw man you just know fred is going through it with his dad right now

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin