Not a lot going on at the moment

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

It's not even a situation where humans cut them all down, they just only live right there. This is probably the result of a glacier: the species used to be more common, but almost the entire range was wiped out during the ice age and only the southernmost ones survived. They're very rare in the wild today and threatened by disease but you can buy them for yourself pretty cheap (USA endangered plant law is weird). There's also a rogue effort to introduce them back into other places in Eastern USA. It's a fun read on Wikipedia if you're interested in some Major Plant Drama.

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

"That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind." –Neil Armstrong, while first stepping onto the surface of the moon.

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

thats arugula

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves