welcome to the scrunkle zone

the fact that at the council of elrond glorfindel is like “just throw the ring into the ocean” is so funny to me after reading the silmarillion just because it feels like the subtext is him being like “yeah let’s try maglor’s patented and tested method: Just Yeet The Accursed Fucking Thing Into The Water”

#in fairness they do do literally the other fëanorion approved method of magical item disposal #glorfindel: we could do like maglor and throw it in the ocean? #elrond: no we’re doing like maedhros and jumping into a volcano via @lesbianlanval

Those…those really are the four methods aren’t they?

Listen, Boromir knows 1 (one) ancient elven story and damn it, he’s going to ride that horse until it dies.

Someone tell him Thingols ending, not just Luthiens.

That was at the end of the story and kiddy Boromir had fallen asleep. Kiddy Faramir was still awake though and heard it, which is why he should have gone to Rivendell instead.

This is easily one of the most enjoyable threads I’ve ever read 🤣

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

Me but also for my campaign world

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle