the void itself

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

doubly for shipping. at risk if biting the hand that feeds me, a well written fictional relationship should ideally be more than a didactic template for how to have a nice relationship

#in four days we could be seeing a prime minister every eight hours‚ until theyre coming every four minutes

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

Okay but do you understand the TREASURE TROVE of reading a fic you enjoy and then looking at the author's page and discovering they have written multiple just like it?! That is the ultimate score!

Going to the cursed farmers market to buy fucked up and evil locally sourced cheeses

She looks like a renaissance painting.

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

People will tag fucking anything related to Greece as mythology. They'll literally see pictures of pillars and be like "#Greek Mythology" malaka I promise the pillars are from real life

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.