The Ravings of an Eccentric Lunatic

Y’all need to get off Walter Disney’s cock

Jeez, I just said the movie looks nice. No need to get antsy.

Also like, pretty sure WD didn’t make that movie. It was the effort of various animators who sometimes get overlooked because we don’t see them WORKING on it for so many days, just the two hour long result.

Pretty sure that Walt Disney didn’t work on Hercules since it came out decades after he died.

I’m glad this thread went exactly where I wanted it to

Unusual, yet so relatable.

My penis is all up on my business but it's ok because it's a business penis

This implies the existence of at least another penis, perhaps a casual one, or mayhaps even a silly penis

My partner swapping what strapon they're using depending on the occasion

The idea that orange cats are on average less intelligent than other cats is false. There’s no evidence for this. However there is evidence that our tuxedo cat is dumb as bricks

My dad threw a bottle cap to try and make a noise that would scare him off the blinds not to hurt him or anything just to warn him off and this guy saw the bottle cap hit the blinds and immediately started attacking it no hesitation. Brain empty not good at picking up on what’s going on

He also attacks his own reflection in mirrors and the fridge and meows at it. The other cat has picked up on the fact that it isn’t another cat. This dude just keeps chasing windmills.

He also rolls off of surfaces a lot because he starts fights with the other cat while he’s standing on precarious surfaces. The other cat mostly starts fights when they’re both on a solid surface because he’s gotten tackled off of tall surfaces more than once and realized that it’s not pleasant. Not Crusty, though. Crusty must attack on top of the recliner or the bookshelf. Surely nothing bad will happen this time.

everyone says join your local mutual aid groups and build community, but uh, what do you do if a lot of them seem to have dissolved and the other ones don't have consistent recurring meetings.

I'm just making a socialist folk playlist instead of worrying about the election

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

cousin

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

thank god harry du bois doesnt know what gambling is

He gambles with his life smh