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Imagine, if you will, a trans gun, which is a gun that just makes people trans, without changing their physical body. (ex: the gun shoots a cis man, turning him into a trans woman. She would still have the ol' dick&balls)

We've joked about obtaining a pneumatic dart gun like they use at the zoo, and loading the darts with estrogen. One of these:

what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

there’s a lazy version of engagement bait that goes something like, “who was the first person to milk a cow and what did they think they were doing?” it’s not a great question. if you think about it for a few seconds, it’s pretty clear that someone observed that cows and humans were both mammals (at least in the crude sense that milk production & consumption are commonalities) and cows have teats that are large enough for someone’s hand to grip. this is neither interesting nor disturbing.

i’m a little bit annoyed with myself that i didn’t include a couple of important details in the cow’s milk logical chain here. at this point in time, we can probably infer that the cow is not venomous. it’s more sustainable to drink the milk than butcher the cow, if that sort of thing works. the change of seasons begets not-so-great harvests, and you need to get your calories from somewhere. it’s worth a shot!

there’s a lazy version of engagement bait that goes something like, “who was the first person to milk a cow and what did they think they were doing?” it’s not a great question. if you think about it for a few seconds, it’s pretty clear that someone observed that cows and humans were both mammals (at least in the crude sense that milk production & consumption are commonalities) and cows have teats that are large enough for someone’s hand to grip. this is neither interesting nor disturbing.

i’m a little bit annoyed with myself that i didn’t include a couple of important details in the cow’s milk logical chain here. at this point in time, we can probably infer that the cow is not venomous. it’s more sustainable to drink the milk than butcher the cow, if that sort of thing works. the change of seasons begets not-so-great harvests, and you need to get your calories from somewhere. it’s worth a shot!